Me: So, I noticed that your hosting and SEO services are four months overdue.

Client: Business has been dead! Can you come back in a week or two?

Me: By that time you will be five months in arrears.

Client:  Fine. I’ll see if I can scrape some pennies together.

I didn’t have a bad relationship with this client to this point, so we started chatting. After a few minutes, he had the audacity (and ignorance) to say:

Client: So look at the new Lexus I got my wife for her birthday!!