acebycircle

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

copperbadge

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

lightshadowverisimilitude

adurot

It could be like an iPhone screen and require skin contact, so his pants keep his ass from hitting the buttons.

silver-tongues-blog

then how does Data press buttons? He’s an android.