Millennial: Can you make college cheaper?

Baby Boomers: No, you need to work for your college!

Millennial: Then can you raise minimum wage so I can?

Baby boomers: No, if you want a bigger check, get a better job

Millennial: Then can you retire so we can get better jobs?

Baby Boomers: No, you need to go to college if you want to get a better job.

Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical and mad?