someone collect her ass i’m screeching

omfg 💀💀💀

I’m in cardiac arrest oh my god

this is it, this is the end for me. i am deceased, i am dead

does this mean we have to kinkshame Hufflepuff 

@technomod

@ask-the-french-olive

@duke-greywinter

WELL WELL WELL OLIVE ~

I propose that Hufflepuff be also known as “The Buggering Badgers”

Well, seeing as this originally came from a CollegeHumor article, I’m a little doubtful of the authenticity. However, I do not have a twitter, and cannot go back to Jan. 2015 which is the likely date of these tweets (since these don’t appear in any of Rowling’s tweets from this January), if they are real and not satirical as the rest of the tweets seem to be.

Shh, no, say it with me, “The Buggering Badgers”. I can only go back to may on her twitter feed, but I couldn’t find any commentary about it elsewhere, so yeah, likely not real. But still, it sounds right, ne? “The Buggering Badgers.”

Also, in doing the research, I stumbled across this image (And finally hunted down the source)

Buggering.

Badgers.

Now imagine the kinky sh*t going on down in the slythering catacombs.