can you imagine being this aggressively ugly
The Homosexuals™
Deadpool, to Thor: “I really find you very attractive did I say that out loud OH THANK GOD A DISTRACTION”
This is one of the tamer examples, and is not how you “compliment” guys unless you would like to be dating them.
Also the writers said “omnisexual” like four years ago, but this dude didn’t freak out then because he’s a fake geek boy.
Straight man: *sees a gay*
Straight man: What is this anti-heterosexual propaganda?!
Have these assholes ever even picked up a Deadpool comic?!
Apparently not.
Deadpool has always been canonically queer. Like… Fake ass comic nerd boys need to sit down. Cable and Wade were together.
fake geek boys
TURN THE TABLES ON THEYM! REVOKE THEIR NERD CARD FOR ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW THE PANSEXUAL PUNSTAR WHEN THEY OBVIOUSLY DON’T!