selfishlydisp0ssessed:
“ twosatans:
“ nfeo:
“ oh my god
”
I need the rest of this story
”
right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop...

selfishlydisp0ssessed:

twosatans:

nfeo:

oh my god

I need the rest of this story

right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.

I would love to see a movie about her. Also, kudos to the assassin going all leon the professional on this for allowing her to do that and making sure the right person got their kumuppins.

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