baruchobramowitz

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

dignified-and-old

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

bureaubaggins

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

odins-one-eyed-fuck

A masterpiece