storkravenmad
surely you jest

ghostlyreader

I hope the aliens fucking nuke us for these denim memes. And yes, it’s fucking denim, not ‘jeans.’ Jeans go on the legs and are made of denim.. Denim is the material. I swear to god I’m the most uncultured unfashionable prick in the universe and I know this shit. Gods fucking damnit tumblr get your shit together.

ironicallyflirtatious

You need to calm your jemotions and get with the jimes

silver-tongues-blog

If aliens even tried to destroy us, we would just juke them.