notcallum

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

uchidachi

Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

jojorambles

My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here. 

awwnutbunnies

I could have been Lesbert or Robley

I think I’m good.

Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.

heronfem

fUCKING TARZANNE

ohsebs

THEORINE FUCK ING

chum-personable

Tawn or Dom

uh

fashboo

Coulda been Ronnie but we all know the alternative is best

BOSS

bugscrap

Kymmy or Tale (hmmmm)

seventh-tense

Bianna


Dill

vulturevomit-owo

Micheal + Frances
so Micces or Franeal; nickname: Fike or Mran

queenoftheblackpuddle

Michon or Johnelle

mun-in-the-attic

Laurk or… Fraurie??
My parents’ names do not go well together, apparently.

miniimae

Delin, Colnese…

mint-and-love

I would have been either Letty or Bucindo

poni-pon

Bortland or Pryan- 

silver-tongues-blog

Brenson or Jayda

I like the name Jayda