I’ve waited 4 months to use this image.
My theory:
It’s a video game.
Even if you don’t agree with his insane theories, you gotta admit he’s basically writing some interesting fanfiction.
Half of them are crossovers.
I think he just overthinks things sometimes and misses some of the more obscure things. Like when he claimed that mario is jump mans son and pauline was his mother but he missed that in one game, the mario we know takes pauline to an amusement park or something like that. I agree this one is BS but a few of his other ones seem pretty solid like portal companion cube prison theory or the dr light is the true villain theory