pyreo:

that post about Sans constantly offering to sell you things, because he’s somewhat aware of the Shopkeeper Immunity (like what Gerson taunts you with in No Mercy) has me fucked up

‘cause I’d been wondering why he does that. why does Sans try to sell you fried snow? why does he sell you a round on a telescope? why does he for real sell you hot dogs? Is it just a quirky thing to give him a reason to tail you the whole game? Is he pulling it out of his ass out of boredom?

does he actually have vague understanding of how you can’t attack someone when they’re in a shopkeeper screen? because that’s fucked up. it doesn’t even work. all that and it doesn’t fucking work, Sans doesn’t have a shopkeeper screen even when selling hot dogs, he’s not immune to shit and you could probably kill him by shoving him slightly, this is fucked up

It’s made even better when you realize he doesn’t die. Your kill count doesn’t go up after the battle.