I know everyone’s all freaking out about Bayonetta’s up-taunt as it applies to Lucas, but let’s go down the list, shall we?
- Rosalina’s mother died, probably thousands of years ago
- Link’s mom is either dead or missing in almost all incarnations
- Same goes for Zelda
- Ganondorf’s mothers are the Twinrova, who Link has killed at least once and who have killed themselves to resurrect Ganondorf at least once
- Samus’ mother was eaten by Ridley right in front of her when she was a child
- Fox’s mother is unknown, but it’s safe to assume that she’s dead
- Lucas’ mother was, of course, killed by the Mecha-Drago created by Porky’s Pigmask Army
- Marth’s mother was eaten by Morzas
- Roy’s mother died of an illness when he was young
- Ike’s mother was killed by his father, when he was driven mad by Lehran’s Medallion
- Robin’s mother is dead
- Corrin’s mother was killed by a mysterious and spoilery hooded man
- Shulk is an orphan
- Ryu is an orphan
- Cloud’s mother was killed in the Nibelheim Incident, which was caused by Sephiroth
- Bayonetta’s own mother was killed by Loptr
This was a seriously ill-conceived taunt
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