Silver Tongue

adurot:

chefpyro:

j0hntitor:

chefpyro:

why do people not have pet raccoons

you americans have like the coolest wildlife and you’re not even making an effort to domesticate it

You’re terrified by garbage disposals but you want a pet racoon?

well i mean if you want an eco-friendly garbage disposal

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/raccoon-eats-babys-face-now-11-ear/story?id=23333206