quartz-poker:
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15 minutes is still really quick as well, so but it’s about 9 to 12 minutes longer than it’ll take a burglar to rob the place and be gone.
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Do you have a baseball bat? Two-by-four? Cane?...

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cerebralzero:

Lawl

15 minutes is still really quick as well, so but it’s about 9 to 12 minutes longer than it’ll take a burglar to rob the place and be gone.

Do you have a baseball bat? Two-by-four? Cane? Fireplace poker? You don’t need a gun in your own house, you have the terrain advantage. All you need is an ambush and a few well placed bashes.

Guns do make self defense easier, but if you rely on guns and guns alone, you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how to fight.

set up a bunch of convoluted traps to catch the burglars which would more likely kill them rather than be funny

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