Lawl
15 minutes is still really quick as well, so but it’s about 9 to 12 minutes longer than it’ll take a burglar to rob the place and be gone.
Do you have a baseball bat? Two-by-four? Cane? Fireplace poker? You don’t need a gun in your own house, you have the terrain advantage. All you need is an ambush and a few well placed bashes.
Guns do make self defense easier, but if you rely on guns and guns alone, you’re an idiot who doesn’t know how to fight.
set up a bunch of convoluted traps to catch the burglars which would more likely kill them rather than be funny