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I am snot having a good day.

Sick as a dog? Sounds ruff.

Yeah, not feeling as catty right meow as I typically do.

Seems a bit fishy. Are you green behind the gills?

That’s a load of bull! And i’m just a little horse.

I see your point. I suppose that answers why the long face.

There’s a sliver of hope for ya then! Silver lining and all that jazz

This is my prison.

Barring anyone else joining in, I am sure that this shouldn’t be too long a pun off.

I wasn’t aware that it was considered a pun off. I suppose this means war-den.

Oh deer. Well then, if this is an offical pun off, then we need to pick a subject! So come on folks, how about a vote?

Fruit puns seem appealing