if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
if he cant javelin toss you through a closed window hes a twig
If he can’t uppercut you into the ceiling, he’s a sunflower