Silver Tongue
Why the Pokémon universe is in desperate need of legal reform

gearholder:

greensalamander:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

shelgon:

butt-berry:

rochejii:

trevenant:

-People loitering literally at all times
-Animal fighting! Animal fighting everywhere. National pastime is animal fighting
-I fly in international airspace without a permit, often only holding onto the legs of a small bird. Unsafe! Who is letting me do that
-Gyms advertise falsely! No workout equipment

except for brawly

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Brawly is a poser, those machines aren’t even plugged in. His Gym doesn’t have working electricity half of the rooms don’t even have operational lighting:

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Maylene’s gym wants a moment with both of you 

Have you seen all the holes in that floor? No way Maylene’s gym is up to code.

ok then how about Misty’s?

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Seems well-equipped enough for water-based excercises

No lifeguard on duty? Disgraceful.

…she’s right there

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