In a Volcano

outofcontextdnd:

DM: There’s an island of gold sitting in a pool of lava.

Dwarf: It’s a trap. Gold melts in lava.

Human: What if the lava has a low melting point?

I would trust the dwarf on this one. If there’s anyone who knows more about precious metals and melting points, it would be the one who is born and spends their whole lives revolving around smelting.

  1. just-fuckmeup-fam reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  2. neptious reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  3. elkh89 reblogged this from outofcontextdnd and added:
    Always nice to have a dwarf around…humans not so much
  4. opuk0 reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  5. aflyon reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  6. sexy-hexer reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  7. fromunderthestairs reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  8. malkuth-official reblogged this from mohsthetic
  9. le-empress reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  10. localbanoraman reblogged this from amarcia
  11. sweetfall995 reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  12. moviemob06 reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  13. santa-and-the-space-canadians reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  14. kirascupcakehouse reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  15. hadalus reblogged this from outofcontextdnd
  16. outofcontextdnd posted this