Let me tell you a story about 3 non-human aliens living in an ocean side town near humans. There’s a smart one that’s good with computers, and one that can change shapes at will. Sometimes they have to deal with other stupid aliens that come to earth trying to start stuff (usually the aliens are green and orange) and other times they’re just hanging out and eating snacks. Sometimes they hang out with a balding dude who wears a white tanktop and blue pants. He usually tries to avoid getting too involved with the aliens but somehow they always end up breaking his stuff.

We are the AQUA TEENS
We are the Crystal Gems
Make the homies say Ho
And We’ll always save the day
Make the girlies want to scream
And if you think we can’t we’ll always find a way