adurot:

changemodomega:

A thing about Superheroes on the scale of superman is you can almost always figure out a simple way they could apply their powers to resolve something quicker and easier.

For example:

Batman: Ha! Your X-Ray vision can’t work out my identity, I put a lead plate in my mask!

Superman: *Turns in place, scanning the city*

Batman: What are you-

Superman: There’s a big cave full of bat themed crime fighting equipment under Wayne manor.

Batman: That doesn’t necessarily mean-

Superman: Access hatch behind a grandfather clock.

Batman: :(

Personally I’m quite fond of their most recent first time meeting in American Alien.

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