toastyhat:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

small-home-repair-vikings:

zukits:

gameoffish:

justnoodlefishthings:

These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care

I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in

lmao while most people are freaking out at the idea, I’d be like

is there a limit to how long I can spend in there??? or can I just like chill out for a day or two and get 175 mil for every hour

only concern, make a clear path for me to step and sit. i do not want to accidentally hurt them or shove them that would be Rude

I actually dreamed of finding one of these masses of garter snakes as a kid ;v;

Bitch I would do that shit for free… But you should still pay me. Noodles are innocent cuties and I speak parseltongue