Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees or was that exclusive to my area
wait that sounds familiar how does it go
(Gather children in a large circle)
*with hands clasped*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
brINGING home a baby bumblebee
won’t my mama be so proud of me
I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE
OUCH! it stung me
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
squishING up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
EW! it’s all over me
*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing up a baby bumblebee
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
GROSS! It’s inside me
OPTIONAL:
*Bent over and heaving*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
wON’T my mama be so proud of me
I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
YUCK! it’s all over me!
BONUS LINE:
(Taking it back to third)
*while smushing hands together*:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M
LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE
what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?
WE USED TO SING THIS CONSTANTLY IN SCHOOL??? @potatoesawaken DO YOU REMEMBER THIS????????
The version I remember involves her being stung, having an allergic reaction and dying…
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Your pre-school songs are weird.
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England has it as well
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And there’s an alternate verse after the barfing one! (where the last line is, instead of “it’s all over me” is “eww,...
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