there was this theory floating around that he could be blind on that eye (which is pretty far fetched i know; he’s probably just too much of a busy nerd to even notice ;u;) but i really like the thought of bill doing that to ford while he was still able to possess him whenever he wanted - 

but IMAGINE THO - stan one day comments about the broken glasses and ford explains but brushes it off, “i don’t need new glasses, there’s much more important things to attend, oh look its a sea serpent !!”

and then stan buys him a monocle … FORD WITH A MONOCLE