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Joey Waggoner: I still don't get that whole River was born to kill the Doctor thing
Joey Waggoner: Even when they explained it I was like "....What?"
Jitters: you know why you were like "what?"
Jitters: because they only dealt with it
Jitters: in one
Jitters: fucking
Jitters: episode
Cooper(Crafty): yep
Joey Waggoner: Also I thought that it was a bit too dark
Jitters: and instantly fixed it in said episode
Jitters: fuck it woulda been cool if she just, y'know, stayed that way
Jitters: an actual enemy
Jitters: a threat
Jitters: for a good while
Joey Waggoner: I mean we have Amy give birth to River only to loose her only to get her back only to loose her again
Jitters: before eventually realizing "wow I cant beat this guy, maybe I should learn more about him"
Jitters: and then
Joey Waggoner: And get her back a second later
Jitters: she realizes after figuring him out more
Jitters: "I think I love this man oh shit"
Jitters: and then she has an existential crisis
Felipe: she hates to love him
Felipe: or more like she loves to hate him
Jitters: and has to fight off the ones who raised her up
Jitters: SEE I JUST WROTE A BETTER RIVER SONG IN 5 SECONDS
Jitters: GOOD JOB MOFFAT
Jitters: GOOD FUCKING JOB
Joey Waggoner: Jitters why aren't you running Doctor Who?
Felipe: *rises jitters hand* WHO WANTS THIS AS THE NEXT WRITER OF THE BBC?!
Jitters: I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY
Joey Waggoner: Can we please put you in charge
Jitters: ohgod
Joey Waggoner: we'll raise the money for you to move
Jitters: bhjvgfcxxssdzszW
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