Joey Waggoner I still don't get that whole River was born to kill the Doctor thing

Joey Waggoner Even when they explained it I was like "....What?"

Jitters you know why you were like "what?"

Jitters because they only dealt with it

Jitters in one

Jitters fucking

Jitters episode

Cooper(Crafty) yep

Joey Waggoner Also I thought that it was a bit too dark

Jitters and instantly fixed it in said episode

Jitters fuck it woulda been cool if she just, y'know, stayed that way

Jitters an actual enemy

Jitters a threat

Jitters for a good while

Joey Waggoner I mean we have Amy give birth to River only to loose her only to get her back only to loose her again

Jitters before eventually realizing "wow I cant beat this guy, maybe I should learn more about him"

Jitters and then

Joey Waggoner And get her back a second later

Jitters she realizes after figuring him out more

Jitters "I think I love this man oh shit"

Jitters and then she has an existential crisis

Felipe she hates to love him

Felipe or more like she loves to hate him

Jitters and has to fight off the ones who raised her up

Jitters SEE I JUST WROTE A BETTER RIVER SONG IN 5 SECONDS

Jitters GOOD JOB MOFFAT

Jitters GOOD FUCKING JOB

Joey Waggoner Jitters why aren't you running Doctor Who?

Felipe *rises jitters hand* WHO WANTS THIS AS THE NEXT WRITER OF THE BBC?!

Jitters I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY

Joey Waggoner Can we please put you in charge

Jitters ohgod

Joey Waggoner we'll raise the money for you to move

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