I seriously thought all of this was completely fake. Like a saturday night live skit or a youtube poop.

But no,

The horror is real.

Its real and you must all suffer through it.

Let’s feel the pain together.

Embrace it. Eat it. Push the needles through your skin.

Take a big fat runny shit on your table and make virtual hell spawn Bubsy Conker walk all over it, Microsoft. That’s what the real Conker would of wanted.