ohmygil

Batman wins!

bonus post from Jordan and myself:

posted for @towritecomicsonherarms since he loves matchups

towritecomicsonherarms

Batman would be by himself though. There’s no han Solo or rebel alliance to help him out.

Checkmate atheists!

Where is your god now?!?


Also

I’m Smurf Penis and i’m taking on Wolverine.

hellstromknight

I’m Darth Vader fighting Superman…

shit.

shadesoforlando

I’m gonna feel dumb but who is the guy of October

deadlyhandsofcomics

Im Goku fighting The Hulk, im sure ill put up a good fight before being ripped in half

twolazytwolie

Im Goku and I fight Mystique. Has Goku ever even fought a girl before??

thetallblacknerd

I’m Spawn and I’m fighting Venom. Oh man Venom gonna get fucked

consultant-mastermind

Darth Vader fighting the Hulk. Oh man he’s gonna hate getting his ass whipped.

sgt-baker

Wolverine, going against Superman. Idk.

consultant-mastermind

Ya fucked mah dude.

sgt-baker

That’s what I was thinking, yo. Unless, like, kryptonite tips on my claws? Maybe? And a whole shit ton of luck?

consultant-mastermind

The dude could grab you and drop you into the sun or let the vacuum of space kill you before you even get to take out those claws.

boss-hoody

I got Doctor Manhattan.

It doesn’t matter who I’m up against, I win.

cerix-the-gray-prince

I got hulk vs whoever is on the November space… I can’t quite tell who it is

boss-hoody

Spawn

my-little-ninja

Me as Venom vs mystique

She’s gonna get eaten and not in the fun way

digitalmodblog

Im spawn vs hulk
i have no idea if im fucked or not

the-ink-pad

Both of them are technically immortal, and also, that post, Deadpool vs Dr. Manhattan. Deadpool actually once single handedly killed every hero and villain in his universe, even wolverine. If even one cell of dead pool survived, he can actually regenerate from it totally. Deadpool is stupidly OP and can pull Deus Ex Machinas from out of the aether. XD

Also, am Whomever is October vs Vader.

quartz-poker

Venom v. Hulk…I’m not sure how well that’d work, given I’m not sure which version of the Hulk or which version of Venom is in play (both have been stupidly OP and stupidly UP at various points).

Also, Darth Vader v. Superman isn’t nearly as onesided as people think. The Force is magic, and Superman is weak to magic. I think that fight would be decided by who applies a finishing blow first, because most of Superman’s strengths can be mitigated by either Vader’s armor or Vader’s use of The Force.

Superman would probably win, of course. But Vader’s combination of magic and a heavily armored strength-augmenting half-robot spacesuit makes him fairly formidable as far as Superman’s villains go. Lightsaber probably wouldn’t be useful though. I suspect Superman would block that with a casual backhand, and that’s when Vader would know shit got real.

silver-tongues-blog

Except that superman is powered by the yellow sun. If the deathstar is in a system with a red sun or is far away from a sun, then superman would be powerless. So not only would the force be able to stop him but he wouldn’t be powered anyways.