Signs that your friend may be a deer furry:
- Constant urge to run through traffic
- Values personal appearance over all survival needs.
- Freezes in place when light is shined in eyes.
- Only goes to Starbucks.
- Will always respond to “Dear God” or “Oh dear” with a “Yes?” without fail.
I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now.
Umm, we don’t run through traffic, cars just built their roads where we run.