Silver Tongue
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I need to know the end of this. What...

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can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

Pretty sure that was a joke post, satirizing Christians who home school because public schools don’t indoctrinate enough woo into kids.

That it is.

I’m…not sure furries even have codefied beliefs and practices. I mean the closest thing the furry fandom has to a biblical figure is Dragoneer as Satan, and that’s about it.

If Dragoneer is Satan, does that make Uncle Kage Jesus/God?

Who?

I always assumed that Giratina was Satan and Arceus is God and Mew is Jesus

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