local girl doesnt die when she’s supposed to, starts reading, becomes reckless

parents die, becomes edgy, works at a grocery store

girl kills god in order to escape her responsibilities

woman gets fed up with society, buys a train, fucks off into the desert

dude has three equally awful in different ways kids. starts to die of death. makes himself mostly metal so he can watch them grow the fuck up. accidentally immortal

Priest guy in the 70s wants to fuck Jesus but accidentally fucks a demon.

book 1: girl is drafted into military training program, finds out she’s an alien princess, saves earth

book 2: granddaughter of above girl loses her brother and sister, becomes queen while trying to find them

book 3: daughter of above girl wakes up ancient gods with her long lost brother, is betrayed by said brother who wants the throne

-shy fish prince falls in love with a human but doesnt tell him for like 10 years
-asshole ex-forest spirit does mercenary work while also doing some intense guerrilla gardening
-girl drops out of university and moves back to home town, accidentally becomes an old witch’s apprentice after offering to do yard work for her all summer

Sick spoiled rich kid falls in love with a fish and makes him his dying wish.

Rich kid high elf checks his privilege and becomes an environmental terrorist sabatoging the family business.

Local deity places claim on a family. Selects most under qualified member for a save the universe scheme.

12 year old amateur ghost hunter trespassing on abandoned property is disappointed to find aliens instead and accidentally becomes a landlady.

Genius roboticist accidentally gives her older sibling superpowers in the basement while performing research to take over the world, probably.

Courier gets high-stakes mailing job, but is mistaken for an assassin in the process. Shenanigans ensue.

Stressed-out and sleep-deprived student accidentally traps a spirit in her subconscious that takes over her body at night to fight crime.

Lucifers best friend refuses to become a real man and accidentally dies of starvation because of this

13 year old accidentally kills a rapist, gains super powers from the valkyrie

non-human entity in town of humans just wants to sell her flowers in peace

super powered teen with shady history befriends local supervillian; discovers local superhero is a huge dillweed

2 demon girls stationed on earth to collect the souls of the damned accidentally speed up the death date of their cute neighbour. whoops.

4 teenagers accidentally kickstart the apocolypse

Princess runs away and joins the circus. Later she runs away again to live in the suburbs with her BFF / secret half-sister and their new friend who tried to rob them.

+ Quiet ass bratty runaway has a even shittier family and is like fuck this shit i’m out and bails when her father goes batshit. Ends up runnin away to a city and taken in by a drug dealer whos nicer than she is bless his soul. Oh and shes seen visions of monsters since a toddler. Kinda fucked her up.

+ Navy mouse chick realizes her brothers a idiot and joined pirates and has to save his ass. By joining said pirates.

+ Girls childhood friend went crazy as heckles after contracting Magical Girl Powers. And now has to save the day from the damn shoujo.

-Ex-disney princess gets sent away by parents to see what reality is like and she makes a lot of friends by being stupidly charming.

-brooding high cheekbone prodigy curses his existence but never does anything about his terrible social issues to fix his problems. Hes also very gay.

-Piss-baby goblin falls from sky, eats cake and screams.

-Invisible girl lives in an attic, yells at people a lot.

-Jackass keeps trying to save the day, gets people dead

-Tiny man doesn’t take daughter’s death well for some reason

-Hercules loves to fight, feels bad

-Girl can’t do school, this fucks her up

-Wussy giant falls in love with Satan, not sure how to feel

-Perfection

-Daughter can’t be perfect, tries to pretend she is, fails miserably

-Monster baby gets kicked a lot

-A series of poorly thought out and highly caffeinated decisions.

-Asshole librarian tries to be less of an asshole, succeeds in becoming even more of an asshole.

- a double agent magician who disguses himself as a merchant, has really fucked up nightmare. Wants to beat up said nightmares but can’t.

- A browser that crashes a lot

- Fancy prissy tailor who is a cinnamon bun that gets hurt a lot

Girl with big boobs brings boobs and suplexs to gun fights in the wild west. She wins.

Eldrich monster is actually a child’s stuffed toy.