IM SCREAMING
http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/
Damn SJWs and their…celiac disease?
Is satire legitimately impossible now?
Because it seems to be impossible.
Let’s play a game called ‘Did a Republican really say this or is it from The Onion’
You’ll be both surprised and depressed
Sorry GI Johnny, President Cruz says were not allowed to give you meals that don’t make you shit yourself inside out.
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