Silver Tongue

mindfulwrath:

kairiwiki:

basically-fabulous:

Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to follow in the footsteps of his elder.

hear me out. there is MORE THAN ONE,

turning into a baby is the perfect alibi

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