slightly mad mafioso pokemon or am I reading that wrong?
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Consider him the guy corrupt bodybuilders go to for steroids so they can look their best for their big competition.
turn the bodybuilders into eevees, turn the steroids into..a type of pokeblock with a special secret ingredient. and the big competition is the ORAS Contest Spectaculars.
Guh. I misread the “turn the bodybuilders into eevees” as not an analogy but actual transformation.
oh my god
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