Never invite Ford over for a knock-knock joke party

i wonder if Ford returned that book yet ; "ONE GIANT HEADACHE!"

"THE LADIES" the most important part of the brain ; ten bucks says Ford got attacked by nesting squirrels once

"HE'S GOURD-GEOUS!" ; "NLOO PH SOHDVH" means "KILL ME PLEASE"

"PEPPER MAKES 'EM GO AWAY!!!" ; who wants to bet Ford got high on these brain mushrooms at least once

Ford that is literally not helpful at all

Apparently hipsters existed in the 1980's and Ford knew what they were