Silver Tongue

captoring:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

cons: we wont know about any new memes

pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:

  • *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
  • personifying rocks, constnatly,
  • “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
  • throw the stone, Maurice.
  • one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
  • making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
  • the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
  • mushrooms in places they dont belong
  • yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
  • “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
  • worm disco

feel free to submit your own cave memes

these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly

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    I want you to know it’s been six years and I still say, “This bird is gonna be delicious!” regularly.
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