dunfetti:

• walking to japan
• hanging out in between the mountains
• eating nuts of trees
• using the latest technology (like stones an bowls)
• making rice really really quickly
• becoming king
• trying the hot new religion from baekje
• saying hi to china
• stealing chinas alphabet
• conquering the north
• causing art and literature to be great
• not giving a shit about running the country
• hiring a samurai
• allowing the emperor to still be emperor
• dying in a tornado, twice
• monkey fun (?)
• quitting being a monk
• VOTING SO HARD THE PALACE CATCHES FIRE AND BURNS DOWN
• breaking the country into pieces
• selling jesus
• fighting, now with guns©
• invading the capital
• taking care of a five year old son
• closing the country except to the dutch
• dutch studying
• opening the county to america and britian and russia
• moving the emperor to edo
• making a new government and a constitution and a military that was lretty western
• conquering stuff
• downgrading the amount of soldiers to a fuckton
• maybe not chilling
• making an alliance with britian to be a little less scared of russia™
• being excited to try crazy weapons on other empires
• calling britian on the tele(graph)
• taking the islands
• helping britian with some errands and stuff
• sitting at the negotiating table with the big dudes
• joining the post war mega alliance™
• invading more of china and planning to invade the entire east
• getting mail from germany and being friends
• having so much in common with italy and germany
• invading the neighbors
• working on a large very huge bomb bigger than any other bomb ever™
• caring about image
• spitting on the unted states
• chasing germany back into germany
• dropping previously mentioned bomb on japan
• installing a new government
• making tvs vcrs automobiles and camcorders better than everybody else
• being a miracle and wearing off