oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

This has too many drawbacks. This box will kill someone. There are way too many scenarios where quick and easy access to your phone is mandatory and could save somebody’s life (Yours if you’re in danger, somebody else’s if you’re in emergency services.)