lierdumoa:

methlick:

Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket

One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee, “What time do you close?” and the guy just answered, “No.”

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