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WHEN I WAS 7 I WAS AT A TOYSTORE AND THEY HAD LITTLE TV SCREENS PLAYING A LOOPED AD FOR THEM THAT SHOWED THEM CRAWLING AROUND PEOPLES HANDS AND CALLED THEM “MAGIC” SO I WANTED ONE REAL BAD

BOUGHT ONE, GOT HOME, THERE WAS A PAPER PAMPHLET IN THE PACKAGE UNDER THE FUZZY WORM THING THAT SAID “TOP SECRET” ON IT I WAS LIKE YO THATS SO COOL THESE THINGS HAVE CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION ON MAGIC???? SICK

IT WASNT SICK THE TOP SECRET INFORMATION WAS THAT IT WAS FAKE AND THERES NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC AND U JUST PULL THEM AROUND ON A STRING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE DOIN NEAT SHIT

I CRIED FOR TWO DAYS!!!!!!!! 

ME, MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER GOT THEM WHEN WE WERE ON A VACATION AS SOUVENIRS AND OUR PARENTS WARNED US AGAINST ALL GETTING THE SAME THING TO REMEMBER BUT WE DIDN’T LISTEN

I FEEL YOUR PAIN