gaspthewontons:

jardsard:

dingdongyouarewrong:

thewriterkid:

dream-fortress:

ubercharge:

ghoulsjw:

zephror:

sizvideos:

Free yourself from your phone when having some time with your family and friends. More information here

oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

Boy I sure would love to spend thousands of dollars to invest in the growing market of box technologies

thank you Phone Jail

Man, imagine if someone was having some sort of alergic reaction while everyones phones were in the box. That sure would succ, wouldn’t it?