spyadults

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

a-big-furry-rat

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

seeklight

do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.

mistakes-made-fun

You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

silver-tongues-blog

But the letters of the zodiac killer indicate that he was assasinated by Z.