Silver Tongue

bloodsbane:

so i got some ice cream and on my way to my room my little sister was on the couch so i walked over to her being weird because that’s me, i was saying some shit about being self-aware, anyway i stuck my right leg up REAL HIGH so i could put it down on the couch and there’s just a RRRRRIIIIPPPPP

and i fucking ripped my pants and i was flabbergasted and my sister burst out laughing and i had to immediately put down my ice cream so i could sing the ripped pants song from spongebob

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