spyadults

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

a-big-furry-rat

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

seeklight

do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.

scottyottyotty

We are never safe! The temple guards are starting to disappear…

rubykgrant

president Rushmore was the fusion of four other presidents…

silver-tongues-blog

fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak presidents stronger