Silver Tongue

falloutfae:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

slightly-oblivvyous:

Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused” I think 

“well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”

Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.

Well I guess now I’m just confused about taxes.

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