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I know I have said this before but you could base all the bosses in a video game off of caricatures of Theodore Roosevelt.

Theodore of the Twisting Violence

Theodore the Elephant Warrior

Theodore the Train Grappler

The Theodores Three

Theodore of Barbar

Theodore the Centaur with guns.

And the Super Columbia Dreadnought Roosevelt

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can’t forget my favorite:

ROOSEVELT THE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLESHIP

which while admittedly similar to the last one, is 1000% better in every way