So I went to subway to get a meatball, olive, and cheese sub but one of baes friends were working there and I got really, like, nervouse and had him order for me at first.

Thing is his sub was done when I was just entering the cheese and meat phase. I knew then I had to order on my own.

This guy looks at me and asks the question “any cheese?”

and, of course, what comes out of my mouth stops this poor, poor, subway worker and his coworkers in their tracks.

His body tenses, his eyes widen in confusion and horror, and his mouth hangs slightly agape.

“Has this ever happened?” “I’ve never seen anything like this before” uttered between employees in shock.

I look down at the cheeses and utter a single phrase…

“All of it.”

And that’s how I got a meatball sub with olives and every single type of cheese they had in that restaurant and god fucking damnit was it delicious.