Villain Lady wouldn't it be totally romantic and cool if someone blasted a giant heart into the moon for someone they loved

Heroine that would be horrible, it could affect the tides and send debris raining down on the Earth, damaging the ecosystem and threatening lives.

Heroine Anyways what did you want to do for our anniver- where are you going?

Villain Lady running out the door BRB JUST HAVE TO STOP SEVERAL HUNDRED MISSILES HEADING FOR THE MOON THAT ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THIS CONVERSATION