guys i was just eating yogurt and thought of something phenomenal

you know how kidz bop is basically made for parents who are super conservative and squeamish about cusses and sexual themes? what if the people making it were like… from that demographic? like im just imagining a bunch of suitmen at a table fidgeting like “so…. “funk you up” isn’t a cuss, BU-… bu-but… we should still change it because, um, y’know, it sounds too much like… *loosens tie* y’know…”