I’d also like my cousin Andrea to know that not only was I 100% right, but I exercised complete restraint for, like, an entire year in order to NOT rub it in her face. So without further ado, I shall now commence with the face rubbing.

I TOLD YOU, BETCH!

I once again point out that I don’t care which way you put the tp as long as you refill the damn roll.

The answer to the question depends on if you have young children or cats or not.